SENIOR OFFICERS OF THE CASUAL
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Your Commanding Officers

Our Beloved Commodores
Our Beloved Commodores
Commodores Erickson [L] and Porter [R]


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Commanding Officers
This is the Celebrity Head.  ALL HAIL THE CELEBRITY HEAD!!  LIVE THE CELEBRITY HEAD! LOVE THE CELEBRITY HEAD! (the chicks love the celebrity head)
COMMANDING OFFICER, 1201-2400 HRS
Commodore Sir Allan Cormach Erickson
Our Captian, the man who never sleeps,Chief Plebe and Self Appointed Director of Department of Dirty Tricks>!
COMMANDING OFFICER, 0001-1200 HRS
Commodore Dirk Porter
Captian von Matic...Drunk and Dangerous.  Our kind of Guy!
EXECUTIVE OFFICER, 0001-2400 HRS
Captain Fulton Otto von Matic

 

Departments

Engineering

Not only does she fix things, but she can controll Gumby too!!
CHIEF ENGINEER 
Commander Chief Jane Running Longstems
"No, that wasn't me in the engine room"
CHIEF DECIBEL COORDINATOR  &
Officer of Confusion

The Evil Twin Skippy M.D.
Evilness in the making
Engineering Staff
Ensign Al Clausi
mush!
Engineering Staff
Cadet Ramsey Lash

Engineering Staff
Cadet Faux Sinister
Got to keep the pipes clean
Jefferies Tube Cleaner
Crewman Tepic
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Engineering R&D Lackey
Ensign Michael
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Engineering Staff
Cadet Roche Brasiliano
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Engineering Test Subject
Lieutenant Keith

J.A.G.
One of our much valued JAG
CHIEF JAG OFFICER
Commander Seven of Casual
   

Communications
 
CHIEF OF COMMUNICATIONS
POSITION OPEN - APPLY NOW!

Imaging Specialist
Ensign Harvy ‘Binger’ Wahl
Would he just hand her the &%$#@* spanner!
Information Specialist
Lieutenant Finkelstien "Stout"

Navigation
"OY! Where to now??"
CHIEF NAVIGATOR
Commander Roxanne Haugh
CHIEF HELMSMAN
CHIEF HELMSMAN
Commander O'Hell
CHIEF NAVIGUESSER
CHIEF NAVIGUESSER
Lieutenant Commander Xavier Marcus Spaughtt
Beware of this mans experiments
Quartermaster
Lieutenant Commander Professor
Sebastion Von Wasserstien
 

Logistics
Looks sweet and hits hard!

CHIEF LOGISTICS & BARFLEET LIAISON OFFICER
Commander Muse
The man who gives us directions.... we think.
LOGISTICS OFFICER
Lieutenant Commander Winsor Maylin
 

Security
Our borg inhanced Security Chief
CHIEF OF SECURITY
Commander Jonathan Thomas
Assistant to Head of Security and Security Liason to MedicalAssistant to Head of Security and
Security Liason to Medical

Lieutenant Red Skairt
It's Dagar, what else can we say??
CHIEF OF INSECURITY
Commander Dagar
Thats got to hurt
Security Staff
Ensign Noel Uberman
CHIEF OF ORDNANCE
CHIEF OF ORDNANCE
Commander Nathaniel Hardcase
Major York
PARTY MARINE C.O.
Lt. Colonel Alexander York
Beware the Party Marines
PARTY MARINE X.O.
Lieutenant Hawk
PARTY MARINE C.O. Colonel Valharicus Promiscuus
PARTY MARINE EXP. FORCE C.O.
Colonel Valharicus Promiscuus
Sean the Irish Bastard... and he is
Party Marine
Sean the Irish Bastard
   

Science
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SHIP'S COMPUTER
The disembodied brain of the late
Captain Alden Talmain
An excellent place to hide our potables
TOKEN ANDROID
Lieutenant Commander Info

Medical
Keeping Security on it's toes!
CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER
Master Chief Petty Officer Daphne LeClerq
The one with the dirty knee pads
HEAD NURSE
Lieutenant Pixie Bailey M.D.
Don't Touch the BLUE Button!!
Medical Engineering
Lt. J.G. Serge Likerbietter M.D.

Medical Experiments Officer
Cadet Felton Kish M.D.

Head Orderly
Cadet Cashmere Gundick M.D.
Restrain me Doctor
Medical Restraint Officer
Lieutenant Junior Grade Ursa Woods M.D.
Corrupt Analytical Reason Line
Corrupt EMH
C.A.R.L.

Medical Staff
Cadet Falvio Da Silva M.D.
This man loves his...umm..weapons
Dispensary Attending Doctor
Doctor (LCDR) Kael Agloval


Other Functionaries
Chairman of the Committee of Strategic Erotic Research & Development
Relaxia Shipyards Yardmaster
Captain Horatio Hironamus Havoc
He loves his Bloody Marys
Ship's Chaplain
Father Cowboy
Ambassador Alexander Daniel Sulleven
AMBASSADOR to the FEDERATION
Ambassador Alexander Daniel Sulleven
the High Queen of all Things Pharmaceutical
FIELD MEDICAL RESEARCHER
Doctor Renee Darvis
Commander Dagar's Yo!Woman


AMBASSADOR to the EMERALD ISLE
Ambassador Ruby Sparks

 

First Family of the Relaxia Colony

The man who fixes us up so we can keep partying
Governor of Relaxia
Sir Ian Angus MacLaren
One of our much valued JAG
First Lady of Relaxia
Lady Madeline Marshall MacLaren


Yo!Women!
Can one ever have too many YO!s?
Commodore Erickson's Yo!Women!
Commodore Erickson's Yo!Women! (a few of them, anyway)
   

Commodore Porter's Yo!Woman!
Miss Spoken

Commodore Porter's Yo!Woman!
Lacey Thawng
Keeping Security on it's toes!
Commander Thomas' Yo!Woman!
Master Chief Daphne LeClerq
Would he just hand her the &%$#@* spanner!
Commander Longstems' Yo!Man!
Lieutenant Finkelstien "Stout"
Any wonder why our captain never sleeps
Captain Von Matic's Yo!Woman!
Brooklyn
Commander Dagar's Yo!Woman
Commander Dagar's Yo!Woman!
Chrissy

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