The Evil Twin Skippy M.D.
The Evil Twin Skippy M.D.
| NAME: | The Evil Twin Skippy M.D. |
| HEIGHT: | 183 cm |
| WEIGHT: | 86 kg |
| EYES: | Brown |
| HAIR: | Brown (It is not known what other genetic priorities were changed between Scott and Skippy in the cloning process. It can be assumed, however, that because the hair and eye color were changed, others differences were also installed.) |
| BORN: | Petri Dish #198512-A |
| HOMEWORLD: | Lab 1 |
| RANK: | Unknown at this time |
| POSITION: | Chief Decibel Coordinator & Officer of Confusion, UBS Casual |
| AWARDS: | NONE, but has shown an extreme (unhealthy) fascination for power tools of all varieties and exceptional aptitude in using them. (see sample conversation #1 below) Has also acquired a fondness of music played at annoyingly loud volumes and the desire to share that music with anyone within earshot, (see sample conversations #'s 2 and 3 below) or at least tell them how very cool this new tune is. If you can build it buy it rent it or steal it, he can drive it. |
A BIT OF HISTORY: The Evil Twin Skippy was "born" a decade and a half ago in an experiment done without Starfleet sanction in a water closet in the infirmary of the U. S. S. Essex. Lt. Porter Scott had unintentionally left a small deposit of genetic material with one of the Essex's less honorable female crew members, and she took the sticky stuff into the lab and had their CMO try a little bit of old-fashioned cloning. While the CMO's intentions in this matter have never been determined, it should be noted that these events took place shortly before her transfer (read - kidnapping) to the UBS Casual and any subsequent romantic entanglements with Scott. The clone quickly grew smarter than its caretakers; and upon finding out the true story of his conception went on a drinking binge that was at least partially responsible for the end of the Essex as a viable (or even vaguely) social entity. Some stories are just too ugly to retell. Skippy left all things Starfleet behind him and began to wander the cosmos, in an effort to find his own path and calling (occasionally being guided through hallucinations by an elderly blind Asian man who inexplicably called him Grasshopper). Skippy left a trail of broken hearts and empty purses throughout the known universe. His travels led him to and through uncharted lands of beauty and serenity. Unfortunately, his propensity for excessive consumption of mind and mood altering substances have caused him to not only forget where most of these places were, but what any of them looked like anyway Sample Conversations show that he believes that anything can be done, and a willingness to attempt it.
Sample Conversation#1 (with a.k.a. Porter Scott on old fashioned land line telephonic device)
Sample Conversation#2 (with CMO Darvis )
Sample Conversation#3 (with Commodore Erickson) |
 Is he real, or is he Memorex? |
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 T.E.T. Skippy working hard to bring music to the masses |
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 The grin of a clone that can pull off anything, and usually does! |
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